Does this ever annoy you?

Why my life liddat!! When i need something urgently like my keys/ coins/ hairpins/ tissue and such, try my very best to search for it in my supermassiveblackhole of a bag, I. Just. Can't. Find. It. *Tugs on hairrrrrr*

Whennnn you least need it, it just surfaces and goes "Ohaiyo~!! Were ya lookin' for meeee?" With a sly smile on it's face. Hahahahaha not. -.- That is if it has one. *Pulls out an entire bunch leavin' a bald patch*

Sigh. Life is as such.